Did you know there’s a Brandon Moeller memorial fund? (Update, July 15, 2010: http://www.brandonsgift.com/ is no longer a valid link.)
Or that I can run an 8k in 28:08.8? I hope that’s fast.
Or that I practice as a beat pharmacist and echologist?
Or that I wrote a disgraceful song about ether and a candy peter that would make Chip Taylor or, anyone – for that matter – shudder.
Apparently, I’m also back in high school, pledging to be drug free (Update, July 15, 2010: http://www.fortdodge.org/charactercounts/pdf/13.pdf is no longer a working link), writing for the school newspaper, and wrestling every chance I get. While, all the time, looking (Update, July 15, 2010: http://www.fortdodge.org/charactercounts/pdf/13.pdf is no longer a working link) like a guy who I did go to high school with, but who apparently doesn’t have a Web presence. Confused?
I’m talking about my googlegangers.
Here’s the definition from Urban Dictionary:
Similar to that of a doppleganger, it is another individual with the same name as you whose records and/or stories are mixed in with your own when you Google yourself.
It’s true. Just google me.
And now to leave you with a quote, from Ben Folds:
“Seems the police had made a computer mistake
Said there must be thousands like me with the