Who is Brandon Moeller?

Did you know there’s a Brandon Moeller memorial fund? (Update, July 15, 2010: http://www.brandonsgift.com/ is no longer a valid link.)

Or that I can run an 8k in 28:08.8? I hope that’s fast.

Or that I practice as a beat pharmacist and echologist?

Or that I wrote a disgraceful song about ether and a candy peter that would make Chip Taylor or, anyone – for that matter – shudder.

Apparently, I’m also back in high school, pledging to be drug free (Update, July 15, 2010: http://www.fortdodge.org/charactercounts/pdf/13.pdf is no longer a working link), writing for the school newspaper, and wrestling every chance I get. While, all the time, looking (Update, July 15, 2010: http://www.fortdodge.org/charactercounts/pdf/13.pdf is no longer a working link) like a guy who I did go to high school with, but who apparently doesn’t have a Web presence. Confused?

I’m talking about my googlegangers.

Here’s the definition from Urban Dictionary:

Similar to that of a doppleganger, it is another individual with the same name as you whose records and/or stories are mixed in with your own when you Google yourself.

It’s true. Just google me.

And now to leave you with a quote, from Ben Folds:

“Seems the police had made a computer mistake
Said there must be thousands like me with the
Same name”

3 thoughts on “Who is Brandon Moeller?”

  1. Dr. Kimberly Tackitt, MD:
    Dr. Tackitt practices Anatomic & Clinical Pathology in Atlanta, Georgia

    Damn her! Now I know why I got a C in Bio 1. She was out there already living the life I was planning!!

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